thoughts, by coruscation y. lyte
dearest older brother fake,
aaah, the yellow lyte family, complete at last. having you at the family picnic this year will be a delight, for sure. i just thought you should know about how your family has been while you've been away so you would be more plugged in to what's going on.
While there are so many of us siblings in the yellowlyte family, it just wasn't the same without you. And i'm sorry to say that some of us took a turn for the worse after you left. Shining yellowlyte, well, she's still the perfect child, over-acheiving like mad. but she took it to new extremes, obsessing over her appearance, even dropping $500 on teeth whitening, when she naturally had a 100-watt smile. Dim yellow lyte, well, he never acheived much, but that's to be expected- we all know he's not the brightest bulb in the box. Phoney yellow lyte, well, he's okay i guess, we never see him because all he does is call his girlfriend. She's a bug zapper though, so at least i know they're not getting too close physically.
another member of our family took to smoking. i guess you'd expect at least one of us to light up. and i'm not talking just right-handed cigarettes, i'm talking left-handed too. yes, dear Fake, i'm sure you've guessed which sibling smokes up, it is your preteen brother, High lyte. High lyte is now a burnout.
And I see Real told you about Flashing yellow Lyte. She spent a night in jail the other week for indecent exposure. Do you know who else is in jail? our cousin Changing yellow Lyte. you should have seen all the traffic accidents he caused. Some whitnesses said it was all his fault and that he caused those accidents on purpose, but as far back as i can remember Changing yellow's always been that way. i think it just how he is. i doubt he'll ever change. (little joke there.) (change...)
speaking of being born with it or not, our cousin Flambeau, well, he has a beau. He came out of the closet. Flambeau's really big on broadway now, and i think the beau is just using Flambeau because he wants to see his own name in lights.
You missed Imitation yellow Lyte's big day. She met some guy, Barry Bright, who got rich off of electronic kid's toys in the 80's. They got married, so she's Mrs. Lyte-Bright now.
The older folks are doing real well, although they couldn't quite handle their emotions when they heard you had been found. Pee yellow, our incontinent grandpa, well, let's just thank goodness for Depends.
Anyway, don't be sad, now that you're back we'll all be much better. We'll all be so happy to see you at our family gathering, we'll be positively beaming. Until then, your beaming yellow Lytes await you.
Sincerely,
your lil' sis,
Coruscation.
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